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Sheep
Okay, I get it. I know why I'm the sponsor of the month. It's that shank bone thing you guys do at Passover. Shank bone?
What the heck is a shank bone? Did you ever go into a supermarket and ask the meat guy for a shank bone? Now, in the Old Days, they served sheep at the Passover meal. I'm not ashamed to say it. Some of my great, great, great, great ancestors took the final walk through the courtyard of the Great Temple in Jerusalem and had their throats slashed. Then, dad took the meat home where the whole family came from all over the place to have a Passover Seder. There's no shame in that. Beats having a steel bolt shot through the head at the slaughtering house. That's right – they put this gun up to our heads and shoot a huge bolt into the brain. Word has it that some of the troopers don't die right away but swing across the plant on a huge meat hook while there still alive. Don't know myself if that's true but I say, "Bring back the good old days of the Temple Slaughter."
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