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Rain
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Hi there – thought I'd drop in for a moment (ha, ha, a little rain humor). It's good to be back. Last time I was here I don't think you cared
for me all that much. I'd only been visiting for a week and all I heard was, "Oh, God, not more rain." Well, thank you very much! But I've gotten over that. I've let it go. I'm back on
my path, except – I do have one bone to pick with you (talk about weird expressions you people have). You guys know what acid rain is? It's when you burn all that crud with sulfur and that goes up into
the air and mixes with some water, cooks a little in the sunlight and presto – sulfuric acid.
Then I, beautiful earth-replenishing rain, come along and the next thing I know, I'm working for ChemLawn. I can see what's happening – plants and
trees are dying like locusts. (And they may be dying, too, for all I know - the darn frogs sure are.) You think I like playing the Angel of Death role? Come on, you have to keep your life and death
forces in focus here.
But the worst thing about acid rain, something none of your environmentalists ever, ever think about is – the taste. Oh, my goodness, it tastes
terrible. I get within 50 miles of Newark, New Jersey, and I'm telling you, I start to gag. It's no different over Los Angeles, Houston or Kansas City. So, do me and the rest of life a favor and get
your act together. My contract says that I get to be sweet- tasting. I get to be life giving. Keep this up and I'll see you in court!!!!
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