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Golem
I must say, this is a real honor. I've never been asked to be a guest speaker before. Heck, I can't even find a synagogue that'll let me be part
of the minyan. "What's wrong," you ask? I guess you don't know much about me. I'm the "creature" that Rabbi of Prague is supposed to have made way back when the Prague Jewish community need
protection. As the story goes, he fashioned me from a bunch of clay and inscribed the Sacred Name in my forehead. So far, this is about right. It's the rest of that nonsense that's gotten me in
heaps of trouble. It's lashon hara, I say, the Evil Tongue. Someone decided my story would sell more copies and maybe be purchased by those Hollywood fellows if they said that I turned into a blood-thirsy
killer who destroyed everything and everyone around me. Come on, you can't believe that! Heck, I didn't do that. I love little dogs. I feed the birdies in the park. Yeah, that's my
ticket. And I'm willing to discuss a partnership – Golem dolls. They'll be big, I mean really BIG –life size, 12 feet tall. Give my agent, Mr. Frank N. Stein a call and we'll discuss a
deal.
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